Post by a Nick O! on Jun 15, 2006 3:47:24 GMT -4
Haven't done one of these in awhile...
Due to time, I guess I'll just start with these two:
CHR/Pop
Shakira f/ Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie: D
Fort Minor f/ Holly Brook & Jonah Matranga - Where'd You Go: nfe
Chamillionaire f/ Krayzie Bone - Ridin': D-
Sean Paul - Temperature: B-
Rihanna - SOS: C+
Nick Lachey - What's Left of Me: nfe
Daniel Powter - Bad Day: B-
Nelly Furtado f/ Timbaland - Promiscuous: nfe (Gee, her career was in the toilet, so what does she do? She records a hip hop-tinged song about being promiscuous and calls her album Loose. F**k that.)
Rihanna - Unfaithful: B- (The lyrics are kinda harsh to listen to. Not in an unlistenable way, however.)
The All-American Rejects - Move Along: A
Nickelback - Savin' Me: C+
Cassie - Me & U: nfe (Who? This song sounds like it was really cheaply made, too.)
The Fray - Cable Car (Over My Head): B
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten: C+
Kelly Clarkson - Walk Away: B
Field Mob f/ Ciara - So What: C+
Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies: B+ (Enjoy it now, guys. Wow, they must be overwhelmed.)
Pussycat Dolls f/ Big Snoop Dogg - Buttons: D (This is actually their best single so far, despite being a sexual assault invitation. And oh, that Snoop: he'll do anything for a paycheck.)
Bubba Sparxxx f/ Ying Yang Twins & Mr. Collipark - Ms. New Booty: F
Staind - Right Here: B ("Right Here," I don't wanna ever see your face around here no more.)
Anna Nalick - Breathe (2 AM): B+ (Better late than never, I suppose.)
Paula Deanda f/ Baby Bash - Doing Too Much: n/a (Who?)
Christina Aguilera - Ain't No Other Man: nfe (But I wasn't impressed seeing the MTV Movie Awards (and only for AFI, for that matter.))
Chris Brown f/ Lil Wayne - Gimme That: nfe (Haven't heard it, other than the generous helping at the end of the "Yo" video.)
Natasha Bedingfield - Single: n/a
Jeannie Ortega f/ Papoose - Crowded: (Who?)
Ashley Parker Angel - Let U Go: C
Teddy Geiger - For You I Will (Confidence): C-
Paul Wall - Girl: B-
Bon Jovi - Who Says You Can't Go Home: C (I don't understand why this song, of all songs, saved their career on the pop chart.)
KT Tunstall - Black Horse & the Cherry Tree: B- (What a slow-burning, left field hit this is turning out to be. Enjoy it now, KT.)
Fall Out Boy - A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me": B (I don't understand the resistance this has faced, other than inexplicable "Dance, Dance" recurrentitis.)
Lil Jon featuring E-40 & Sean Paul of YoungBloodZ - Snap Yo Fingers: D-
Christina Milian f/ Young Jeezy - Say I: F (This might otherwise be a D song if she never said "I'mma keep it gangsta" in the chorus. Please. And way to go Blender in giving her a magazine cover before this was even a proven hit. How'd that turn out for ya? Not so good, as it were. P.S. F**k Young Jeezy.)
Daddy Yankee - Rompe: B- (Saw it on MTV a few times, but only heard it once on the radio.)
Young Joc - It's Goin' Down: n/a
Sean Paul f/ Keyshia Cole - When You Gonna (Give It Up to Me): n/a (With a title like that, I can't wait to hear it. )
Ne-Yo - When You're Mad: nfe (Never heard it on the radio, saw the video a couple times. I didn't care for it.)
Cherish f/ Sean Paul of YoungBloodZ - Do It to It: nfe (But it sucks.)
Shinedown - I Dare You: B-
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy: B+
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dani California: A
T.I. - What You Know: A-
Dem Franchize Boyz f/ Peanut & Charlay - Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It: F
Rob Thomas - Ever the Same: B
Mario Vazquez - Gallery: nfe
Blue October - Hate Me: B
Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind: n/a
Frankie Jordan - Once Again: n/a (Who? Looks like I'll never get to hear this one.)
Saving Jane - Happy: n/a
God, I am so sick of vapid hip hop bullsh** and half-assed pop/rock songs clogging up the Pop chart. It's like it's worse than ever.
It looks like I won't even have time for the Alternative chart tonight.
Due to time, I guess I'll just start with these two:
CHR/Pop
Shakira f/ Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie: D
Fort Minor f/ Holly Brook & Jonah Matranga - Where'd You Go: nfe
Chamillionaire f/ Krayzie Bone - Ridin': D-
Sean Paul - Temperature: B-
Rihanna - SOS: C+
Nick Lachey - What's Left of Me: nfe
Daniel Powter - Bad Day: B-
Nelly Furtado f/ Timbaland - Promiscuous: nfe (Gee, her career was in the toilet, so what does she do? She records a hip hop-tinged song about being promiscuous and calls her album Loose. F**k that.)
Rihanna - Unfaithful: B- (The lyrics are kinda harsh to listen to. Not in an unlistenable way, however.)
The All-American Rejects - Move Along: A
Nickelback - Savin' Me: C+
Cassie - Me & U: nfe (Who? This song sounds like it was really cheaply made, too.)
The Fray - Cable Car (Over My Head): B
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten: C+
Kelly Clarkson - Walk Away: B
Field Mob f/ Ciara - So What: C+
Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies: B+ (Enjoy it now, guys. Wow, they must be overwhelmed.)
Pussycat Dolls f/ Big Snoop Dogg - Buttons: D (This is actually their best single so far, despite being a sexual assault invitation. And oh, that Snoop: he'll do anything for a paycheck.)
Bubba Sparxxx f/ Ying Yang Twins & Mr. Collipark - Ms. New Booty: F
Staind - Right Here: B ("Right Here," I don't wanna ever see your face around here no more.)
Anna Nalick - Breathe (2 AM): B+ (Better late than never, I suppose.)
Paula Deanda f/ Baby Bash - Doing Too Much: n/a (Who?)
Christina Aguilera - Ain't No Other Man: nfe (But I wasn't impressed seeing the MTV Movie Awards (and only for AFI, for that matter.))
Chris Brown f/ Lil Wayne - Gimme That: nfe (Haven't heard it, other than the generous helping at the end of the "Yo" video.)
Natasha Bedingfield - Single: n/a
Jeannie Ortega f/ Papoose - Crowded: (Who?)
Ashley Parker Angel - Let U Go: C
Teddy Geiger - For You I Will (Confidence): C-
Paul Wall - Girl: B-
Bon Jovi - Who Says You Can't Go Home: C (I don't understand why this song, of all songs, saved their career on the pop chart.)
KT Tunstall - Black Horse & the Cherry Tree: B- (What a slow-burning, left field hit this is turning out to be. Enjoy it now, KT.)
Fall Out Boy - A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me": B (I don't understand the resistance this has faced, other than inexplicable "Dance, Dance" recurrentitis.)
Lil Jon featuring E-40 & Sean Paul of YoungBloodZ - Snap Yo Fingers: D-
Christina Milian f/ Young Jeezy - Say I: F (This might otherwise be a D song if she never said "I'mma keep it gangsta" in the chorus. Please. And way to go Blender in giving her a magazine cover before this was even a proven hit. How'd that turn out for ya? Not so good, as it were. P.S. F**k Young Jeezy.)
Daddy Yankee - Rompe: B- (Saw it on MTV a few times, but only heard it once on the radio.)
Young Joc - It's Goin' Down: n/a
Sean Paul f/ Keyshia Cole - When You Gonna (Give It Up to Me): n/a (With a title like that, I can't wait to hear it. )
Ne-Yo - When You're Mad: nfe (Never heard it on the radio, saw the video a couple times. I didn't care for it.)
Cherish f/ Sean Paul of YoungBloodZ - Do It to It: nfe (But it sucks.)
Shinedown - I Dare You: B-
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy: B+
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dani California: A
T.I. - What You Know: A-
Dem Franchize Boyz f/ Peanut & Charlay - Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It: F
Rob Thomas - Ever the Same: B
Mario Vazquez - Gallery: nfe
Blue October - Hate Me: B
Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind: n/a
Frankie Jordan - Once Again: n/a (Who? Looks like I'll never get to hear this one.)
Saving Jane - Happy: n/a
God, I am so sick of vapid hip hop bullsh** and half-assed pop/rock songs clogging up the Pop chart. It's like it's worse than ever.
It looks like I won't even have time for the Alternative chart tonight.