Post by a Nick O! on Nov 27, 2006 2:26:24 GMT -4
I can only think of two and one of them is likely outdated.
The best one recently that never fails to crack me up is for Jack in the Box. Jack's driving a convertible down a desert highway when he drives right past a couple on the side of the road, standing behind their car, which is turned on its side(!). Since he noticed them at the last second, he backs up and calls out, "What happened??"
"Can you help us?" the woman asks.
"We're stuck in a rut," her guy explains. (
)
Jack replies, "No problem. I'd recommend my two new breakfasts: Either sausage, egg, and cheese on a biscuit, or bacon, egg, and cheese on a biscuit."
"Huh?" the couple asks. (No kidding!
)
A black dude in a tow truck pulls up. Jack leans down a little to his open window. "They're stuck in a rut," he explains.
"You tell 'em about your new breakfasts?" the driver mumbles, deadpan, without missing a beat. (The best part
)
"Yeah, I took care of it," Jack says smugly, patting the door frame of the truck as he stands back up, the truck driving off.
That's the best ad Jack in the Box has ever made, although now that I think about it, there was one last summer that's kind of hard to describe. Jack's in his office after hours asking a lady in a business suit seated across from him, "What do women want?"
The lady gets a far away look in her eyes and answers stuff like, "Compassion...tenderness...a strong shoulder to cry on..."
Then Jack interrupts her and says, "No, I meant from my menu."
"Oh," says the lady, coming back to earth. "Salad."
Now, there's a phone company ad out, regarding free calls to your five favorite people. And it's Dwyane Wade and Charles Barkley at dinner together. Dwyane's trying to convince Charles to add him into his "five," explaining what a hot player he is. Charles isn't hearing any of it: "You may be hot right now, but I'm a legend. Everybody knows who I am."
A starstruck waitress comes up and starts gushing to Dwyane about how much she likes him and what a great player he is. She notices Charles and stops herself. "Oh I'm sorry," she says looking back at Dwyane. "Is this your dad?" She asks, with an "isn't-that-sweet" smile and tone to her voice.
The best one recently that never fails to crack me up is for Jack in the Box. Jack's driving a convertible down a desert highway when he drives right past a couple on the side of the road, standing behind their car, which is turned on its side(!). Since he noticed them at the last second, he backs up and calls out, "What happened??"
"Can you help us?" the woman asks.
"We're stuck in a rut," her guy explains. (
)Jack replies, "No problem. I'd recommend my two new breakfasts: Either sausage, egg, and cheese on a biscuit, or bacon, egg, and cheese on a biscuit."
"Huh?" the couple asks. (No kidding!
)A black dude in a tow truck pulls up. Jack leans down a little to his open window. "They're stuck in a rut," he explains.
"You tell 'em about your new breakfasts?" the driver mumbles, deadpan, without missing a beat. (The best part
)"Yeah, I took care of it," Jack says smugly, patting the door frame of the truck as he stands back up, the truck driving off.
That's the best ad Jack in the Box has ever made, although now that I think about it, there was one last summer that's kind of hard to describe. Jack's in his office after hours asking a lady in a business suit seated across from him, "What do women want?"
The lady gets a far away look in her eyes and answers stuff like, "Compassion...tenderness...a strong shoulder to cry on..."
Then Jack interrupts her and says, "No, I meant from my menu."
"Oh," says the lady, coming back to earth. "Salad."
Now, there's a phone company ad out, regarding free calls to your five favorite people. And it's Dwyane Wade and Charles Barkley at dinner together. Dwyane's trying to convince Charles to add him into his "five," explaining what a hot player he is. Charles isn't hearing any of it: "You may be hot right now, but I'm a legend. Everybody knows who I am."
A starstruck waitress comes up and starts gushing to Dwyane about how much she likes him and what a great player he is. She notices Charles and stops herself. "Oh I'm sorry," she says looking back at Dwyane. "Is this your dad?" She asks, with an "isn't-that-sweet" smile and tone to her voice.
